I Hate Cheaters

THEY DONT DESERVE ANY CHANCES.

blue-author:

lesshumanmoretimelord:

matty-the-weeboo-fuck:

encoyroaba:

dirtandsky:

I’m a visual learner and now I’m an alcoholic. Thanks, Obama. 

I learn better from experience, one of each please! 

White Russians though

my brother got me wasted from white Russians when I was 7. What a good babysitter.

I love this proportional presentation, but it could be a little confusing since some of these drinks are meant to be layered (meaning they would look more or less exactly like the illustrative diagrams) while some are meant to be mixed normally.

A pousse-cafe (spelling) in particular should not be mixed, as the flavors weren’t picked for going well together but for looking neat side by side.

It’s meant to be poured one liquer at a time, slowly over the back of a spoon, in order of densest to least dense so that the liquids form individual distinct layers, which are then sipped one at a time through a straw.

The entire point of the drink is to show off the bartender’s skill at layering the liquids, and the visual appeal of the rainbow that results. Mixing it would give you something muddy and unpalatable.

(via alexandertheunderachiever)

batpigandme:

😂😂😂😂 #fact by afrenchieinbrooklyn http://ift.tt/1lWdtV7

batpigandme:

😂😂😂😂 #fact by afrenchieinbrooklyn http://ift.tt/1lWdtV7

kingkobechau:

Ready to go to the mall? Cus I am!

kingkobechau:

Ready to go to the mall? Cus I am!

alexandertheunderachiever:

Ain’t gonna lie, he’s making this look work

alexandertheunderachiever:

Ain’t gonna lie, he’s making this look work

Sorry for not posting! My momma has been in Taiwan. Here’s another pic of me enjoying that fine sunny weather (:

Sorry for not posting! My momma has been in Taiwan. Here’s another pic of me enjoying that fine sunny weather (:

yetep:

I’ll see you at E C. I’ll give you the D in vegas.

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owning-my-truth:

ragstoreverie:

socialjusticeontinder:

I thought it was so great that John messaged me first because he gave me the opportunity to turn the tables on him. I decided it’d be pretty funny to ask white people these very problematic questions that they always ask us Asian Americans. John didn’t seem too excited about it, but I was definitely having the time of my life, being sarcastic and all. Obviously it didn’t end well because he revealed his Asian fetish and his racist beliefs about women of other races. 

not surprised but thoroughly satisfied,
- Agz

YAYYY my friend started a hilarious blog on her Tinder adventures.  follow her!!

Holllyyyyyy shit. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. This is brilliant.

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kingkobechau:

Enjoying the weather outside at the park (:

kingkobechau:

Enjoying the weather outside at the park (:

Katherine

Unce Unce

Frenchie

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